Regression...or Albinism

I found my first white hair. Which can mean one of only two things:

1) I'm regressing to a younger age, when my hair was platinum blonde. The hair I found was not white. It was white blonde.

2) I've been afflicted with albinism, the hereditary nature of which has been delayed and is just now beginning to manifest itself.

The only explanation that is not acceptable is that the hair was, indeed, white. Which, as demonstrated by the explanations noted above, is clearly not the case.

Brooke: Mom. Seriously. It's a white hair. Get over it.

Notice how my daughter has taken to being so insensitive to her dear mother, so recently and unkindly afflicted with regression and/or albinism?