Ahhh...going to bed

Me (looking at the clock): "Well, I'm going to go to bed now."

Chad: "OH MY GOD! IT'S NEARLY 9:30! IT'S A FULL HALF AN HOUR PAST YOUR BEDTIME!"

Me (glare)

Chad: "Don't forget to put your teeth in that fizzy fizzy stuff."

Yes. I am old. I go to bed between 9:00 and 9:30 every night. I get up at 6:30. But, to my defense, I don't fall asleep right away when I go to bed. Regardless of how tired I am, I typically stay awake for the better part of an hour, usually until Chad gets to bed. At which point he falls asleep within minutes. I lie. I think he begins falling asleep walking up the stairs, and when he climbs into bed, he's already sleeping. Irritating. How dare you fall asleep, you inconsiderate jerk!

Yes. I am old. Also irrational. And I'm okay with this.